After he got off the phone I stated the next time I'm gonna tell someone it's GOD calling and see what happens (of course I was just kidding).
However here's few things that will irrate GOD!
- Don't leave God on hold forever
- Don't have a nasty attitude towards GOD
- Don't hate GOD for calling
- Don't put GOD into voice mail (ever)
- Don't tell GOD he or she is away from their desk
- Don't tell GOD we're not interested
- Don't tell GOD we just leased a machine a week ago (that irrates GOD more than ever, it's like "you shoulda been here yesterday the fish were all over the place)
- Don't ask GOD what are you calling in reference to
- Don't tell GOD not to call again
- Don't tell GOD that person isout to lunch at 3PM in the afternoon
- Don't tell GOD he or she just stepped out
- Don't tell GOD he or she is busy
- Last but not least DON'T EVER HANG UP ON GOD!